Pickle Sandwiches

Apr 19
YEAH TOAST

YEAH TOAST

Apr 19

I’ve been sitting outside of this coffee house for 20 minutes why don’t I go in…..

Apr 19

badwolfonbakerstreet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice

#I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH #saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme #boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM #thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME #now I really wish that I knew how to SWIMMMMM

I did this on the flight deck of a friggin warship and three people joined in…

Apr 18

Sometimes I see people who are comfortable in their own skin and I just want to ask

"How"

Apr 18

I don’t know what that thing is or what its doing but it is hilarious

Apr 18

savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

Apr 18
becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

Apr 18

quote I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.

Unknown

The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.

(via paulineway)

that’s a thought

here’s one that isn’t quite so paranoid (I want you to imagine Jeff Goldblum’s voice for this one)

try, uhh, uhh men and women can both be virgins, and uhm it just so happens that through a biological difference a woman can have virginity “checked” or “confirmed” 

and that sex was considered a sacred act (back in the ol’ savage days apparently) and it was bad ju ju to ‘lend your body to someone other than your betrothed or spouse’ as they would have put it.

but in today’s world it’s nothing more than a mere act of animal instinct…the chance to light up the pleasure centers of the brain for a half hour or so…

but I may just be rambling

PLEASE oh please let me know if I’m rambling…

Apr 17

horrorroar:

"How many are there?"

"Lots."

Shaun of the Dead

Apr 17

http://littlemisslenin.tumblr.com/post/82623891616/feministsupernatural-can-we-talk-about-how →

feministsupernatural:

Can we talk about how Steve Rogers would probably fight to keep abortion legal and safe, because he saw how many people used to die back in the day because all abortions were illegal and unsafe and he knows if a person is pregnant and don’t want to be pregnant they…

hahahahaaaaaa

or OR OR YOU COULD DISCUSS HOW INCORRECT THIS IS